The Beatles - I am the walrus I AM THE WALRUS (Lennon-Mc Cartney). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly, I'm crying. Sitting on a corn-flake-waitting for the van to come. Corporation teashirt, stupid bloody Tuesday man you been a naughty boy you let your face grow long. I am the eggman oh, they are the eggmen- Oh, I am the walrus GOO GOO G'JOOB. Mr. City policeman sittin pretty little policeman in a row. see how they fly like Lucy in the sky- see how they run. I'm crying-I'm crying I'm crying. Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down. I am the eggman oh, they are the eggmen- Oh, I am the walrus GOO GOO G'JOOB. Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain. I am the eggman oh, they are the eggmen- Oh, I am the walrus GOO GOO G'JOOB. Expert texpert chocking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you? Ha ha ha! See how they smile, like pigs in the sty, see how they snied. I'm crying. Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe. I am the eggman oh, they are the eggmen- Oh, I am the walrus GOO GOO GOO JOOB. GOO GOO GOO JOO GOO GOO GOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOB.